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Finally, verify that all the key points from the original are covered but presented in a Bulgakov-esque manner. Ensure the HTML is valid, with proper tags and structure. Check the character count for the title again to make sure it’s under 100.End of Thought (17.13s) BTC’s $93K Gauntlet: Will It Survive the Bull or Bear’s Ballroom? 🐻💥 Key Takeaways 10x Research claims Bitcoin has been seduced by the bear’s waltz. 🐺 Long-term holders, ETFs, and clueless retail traders are now a symphony of selling. 🎻 $93,000 is the price of admission to crypto’s haunted ballroom. 🏰 Volatility spikes like a drunk economist on a trampoline. 🪀 According to 10x Research, Bitcoin’s most «structural» indicators-like a broken compass in a sandstorm-now scream: «Bears have won the dance-off!» Their models, which first groaned in October, whisper of despair beneath the glitter of volatility. The next level? $93,000, the magic number where Bitcoin must either tango with survival or trip into the abyss. 💃 «Bitcoin was already sweating under the spotlight of spot selling and corporate hedging,» said Jake Ostrovskis of Wintermute, «like a debutante avoiding the buffet.» When crypto’s stories run dry, it clings to traditional assets like a beggar to a banknote. 🤝 Long-Term Holders Flip to Distribution — A Historically Bearish Ballet The 10x Research report reveals that ancient coin-hoarders, who once danced in the bull market’s glow, have now switched to the bear’s grim reaper shuffle. The Coin Days Destroyed metric, a chartist’s ghost story, shows old coins fleeing like a cursed treasure. Historically, this marks the moment bulls realize they’ve been juggling with dynamite. 🔥 Profit Erosion and Weak Momentum: The Market’s Midlife Crisis Profitability metrics now slink below neutral lines, a telltale sign of a market in emotional turmoil. Short-term investors, once flush with FOMO, now resemble deflated party balloons. While technically «in profit,» the market’s erosion rate makes even the most stoic investor question their life choices. 🤯 ETF Inflows Slow as Retail Sits Out — Leaving Markets Vulnerable Spot ETFs, the market’s temporary life-support, have sputtered. Retail traders, usually the last guests at the party, have vanished, leaving institutions to prop up prices like a drunk uncle holding a chandelier. If institutional demand falters, the entire structure becomes a house of cards in a hurricane. 🏠🌪️ Macro Storm Adds Fuel to the Sell-Off The crypto world now dances to the tune of a macroeconomic orchestra playing Disaster in C Minor: U.S. government shutdown: Volatility’s opening act. 🎭 Trump’s 100% tariff threat on China: A trade war encore. 🇨🇳💣 AI stocks’ nosedive on Nov 5: Risk assets’ funeral march. 🕯️ Rate-cut expectations: A financial soap opera. 🧼 Collectively, these events transformed the market into a circus of chaos, where even the clowns are panicking. 🤡 Bitcoin’s Line in the Sand: $93,000 Ki Young Ju of CryptoQuant, our modern-day Cassandra, warns that $93,000 is the «psychological battleground» for Bitcoin. Those who bought six months ago now stare at their screens like ex-lovers watching a breakup. If this level falls, Bitcoin may tumble toward the «True Market Mean Price»-a place where profits vanish like a magician’s rabbit. 🐇 Those who entered Bitcoin 6 to 12 months ago have a cost basis near 94K. I’d rather wait for the apocalypse than declare it prematurely. — Ki Young Ju (@ki_young_ju) Regulatory Updates Provide a Silver Lining — But Not Enough to Stop the Sell-Off The SEC, in a rare moment of clarity, confirmed it’s drafting crypto laws before year-end. Under normal conditions, this would spark a rally. But in this chaos, it’s drowned out by the sound of margin calls and existential dread. 📜 💥BREAKING: SEC SAYS IT’S WORKING ON BITCOIN LEGISLATION BY YEAR’S END. — Crypto Rover (@cryptorover) Outlook: Capitulation Risk Before Recovery Analysts insist this isn’t 2018 or 2022-Bitcoin’s grown up, now dressed in derivatives and hedging. But the market still needs to flush out weak hands like a sieve. If $93,000 holds, consolidation may follow. If it breaks? A plunge into the $80K zone awaits-though history whispers that such drops birth future kings. 👑 At the time of writing, Bitcoin trades at $96,693.82, down 6.20% in 24 hours. The $93,000 fortress looms ahead, as traders sip tea and await the next move in this absurd ballet. ☕ The information provided is for educational purposes. Do not trust it-consult a financial advisor or a psychic octopus. 🐙